Welcome

The League of Reluctant Adults is a group of Urban Fantasy and Paranormal Romance writers who've banded together in the frigid isolation of the vast internets. We don't take ourselves seriously (at all)--maybe you've guessed--and probably won't take you seriously either. Come hang out with us and we'll do our best to crack you up. Check out our blog for latest news, updates, and opinions we probably should have kept to ourselves.

About Us

• Monday: "Anton Strout is a feisty Aquarius who enjoys bacon, No-Pants Thursdays at the League and waxing Mark's back. Turn-ons: readers who understand the genius that is Dead to Me, MST3K and paintings of sad clowns and hobos. Turn-offs: nails on chalkboards, zombie bites and people who say "axe" instead of "ask."
• Tuesday: "Stacia Kane is a fiery Leo who enjoys hot french fries on sweltering days and bleaching her hair with bourbon. Turn-ons: roaring at fires, forcing IQ tests on hot men and smoking unfiltered Camels before singing engagements. Turn-offs: men in pink leotards, horror-erotica involving plushies and people who put garbage in ashtrays."
• Wednesday: "Mark Henry is a flirtatious Gemini. He enjoys drippy ice cream on the lanai, reading zombie-porn in public and Hello Kitty tattoos. Turn-ons: potty humor, bitter sarcasm and fields of poppies in bloom. Turn-offs: pageant mothers in dirty tank tops, speaking in public without a camera crew and irritable bowel syndrome."
• Thursday: "Caitlin Kittredge is a vivacious Virgo who enjoys alliteration, horror movies, wearing black, poking dead things with sticks and kittens. Turn-ons: ghost stories, junk food, schadenfreude and good writing. Turn-offs: Disney memoribilia, romantic comedies and raw tofu."
• Friday: "Jaye Wells is a stubborn Aries whose ambition in life is to mock people with ambitions. She enjoys chocolate, writing about weird shit and monkeys--especially monkeys. Her turn-offs include: people who take themselves too seriously, filling out fake Playboy centerfold surveys, and men who wear jean shorts."
• Saturday: "Jeremy Lewis is an irrepressible Leo who enjoys power metal, sushi, and bald men who sing. Turn Ons: H. P. Lovecraft, Godzilla movies, Legos, and trips to Disney World. Turn-offs: mowing the yard, Windows Vista, and falling down the stairs."
• Sunday: "Jackie Kessler is a spirited Sagittarius. When not writing about sweaty sex demons, she enjoys pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and making love at midnight (dunes of the Cape optional). Turn-ons: cabin boys, chocolate, and chocolate on cabin boys. Turn-offs: dog turds on the sidewalk, endless war, and skunked beer."